January 2010
23 posts
A Student's Deadliest Sin >:D
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Student: Prof, papagalitan n’yo po ba ako sa isang
bagay na hindi ko naman ginawa?
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Prof: Natural hindi.
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Student: Good.. Di ko po ginawa assignment ko.
~ Found it funny. Bakit ba. Hahaha. :))
“Sometimes you just need that one person who will let you talk and ramble, listen...”
If only we had the means, I'd start a nuclear war....
“The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos (aka Flips), are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and transvestite prostitutes in countries around the world.” “Four hundred years of successful interbreeding with Spaniards, Chinese merchants, US military personnel and Japanese sex tourists has led to a race that is generally...
“I am no one else’s facsimile. I make my own decisions and no one can dictate...”
– Gibo Teodoro
“‘Cause every time you smile, I smile.. And every time you shine.....”
– Jump Then Fall, Taylor Swift
Y'know what's funny.
It kills me when my father refers to himself as my “daddy-doodle-doo.” I used to call him that when I was five. Seems like he has never gotten over it..
~ Kills me with TLC, that is.. ‘til I drop dead of proclamation.
Hence the realization of never EVER forgetting to tell your parents how much you love `em. Even though they always restrain our prodigal wants.. Something that I...
Hey! Guy with the "V" sign who thinks he's all...
You should be ashamed of yourself.. Shoving the reality of poverty just to get votes.. That is SO degrading.. Who do you think you are? You and your annoying jingles that don’t even make sense.. You tell your story though as if you’re doing us a great deal of favor.. So ano ang pagboto sa’yo ng tao? Our salvation? You and your fallacious ads.. X( I turn off the TV when your face...
FUN FACTS + Unsolicited Feedback. Haha.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (hardly seems worth it.) If you broke wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (now that’s more like it..) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (kaya...
“So kiss me, like you mean it, like you miss me.. ‘Cause I know that you...”
– Get Back, Demi Lovato. Ugh. What’s with me and Demi these days? :))
“You mean the world to me, even though you might be crazy..”
– Trainwreck, Demi Lovato.
“I hate it when he makes me feel like he’s the last guy on Earth.. Though...”
– my still-loves-you-though-i-pretend-i-no-longer-do self.
Consider the effin' MAYBE. :]
Siguro naman lahat nakaranas na ng ganito, yung “why-can’t-you-see-you-belong-with-me” scenario, yung tipong “when-all-that’s-left-are-three-words-left-unsaid” moments, dba? :)) Out of nowhere compo ulit. “This” just happened when I was innocently strumming my guitar, I unintentionally arranged the tunes in my head and the lyrics per say. Wala lang. ...
